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Cookie Notice

Effective date: October 9, 2026

Cookies and similar technologies (such as local storage) are small pieces of data stored in your browser. This notice explains the ones shopfalsevintage.com uses. It forms part of our Privacy Policy.

1. What we use

Name or typePurposeCategoryDuration
Entry screen flagRemembers that you passed the "Are you sure you want to enter this domain?" screen so it does not show on every pageStrictly necessary (site function)12 months
Cart and checkout sessionKeeps the items in your cart and holds a piece for you during paymentStrictly necessarySession, or until checkout completes
Confirmation-message flagsRemembers that you have seen the joke confirmation pop-ups this visit, so they show once per visitFunctionalSession
Stripe cookies (on Stripe's checkout pages)Fraud prevention and payment processingStrictly necessarySet by Stripe; see Stripe's cookie policy
Cloudflare security cookies (for example __cf_bm)Distinguish people from bots and protect the SiteStrictly necessaryUp to 30 minutes

Analytics: we measure visits with Cloudflare Web Analytics, which does not use cookies, does not use local storage to track you, and does not create a profile of you.

Advertising: we do not use advertising or cross-site tracking cookies.

2. Your choices

Because we only use necessary and functional storage, the Site works without asking for cookie consent. The line on our entry screen about cookies is a notice, not a consent request for tracking, because there is no tracking to consent to. You can block or delete cookies in your browser settings; the Site may then show the entry screen again or lose your cart.

If we ever add analytics or advertising cookies, we will ask for your consent first where the law requires, and update this notice.